The Night After Christmas

It was the night after Christmas Having fulfilled all our wishes Santa came back to the Pole Now he needed to fill a hole

But while our good Kris Kringle Went round the world with a jingle His missis and all his elves They'd had some fun themselves

The elves were drinking toddy Starin' at Ma Claus' body Cause she'd had lots of booze And stripped down to her shoes

She gave them all a show That made their juices flow They had pointy ears and cocks She helped them blow their rocks

Then the elves had fucked her silly 'Till she was all worn and frilly When he came to fill her stocking Santa found her gently rocking

So to the stables went poor Santa All drenched in gin and Fanta He fed them liquor and beer Then he fucked all his reindeer

Santa's daughter Jingle Belle Oh she always means so well When she found her drunken dad he said 'I know that you've been bad!'

'When you bring gifts to boys You keep playing with their toys Until you've made them come But now come and give me some!'

He fondled her supple drumstick While she suckled on his prick 'Till he blew his load with glee Decorating the Christmas tree!

They relaxed and had some candy But soon again she was all randy With a sigh he drew her near 'It's only Christmas once a year!'