The Night After Christmas
---
It was the night after Christmas
Having fulfilled all our wishes
Santa came back to the Pole
Now he needed to fill a hole
But while our good Kris Kringle
Went round the world with a jingle
His missis and all his elves
They'd had some fun themselves
The elves were drinking toddy
Starin' at Ma Claus' body
Cause she'd had lots of booze
And stripped down to her shoes
She gave them all a show
That made their juices flow
They had pointy ears and cocks
She helped them blow their rocks
Then the elves had fucked her silly
'Till she was all worn and frilly
When he came to fill her stocking
Santa found her gently rocking
So to the stables went poor Santa
All drenched in gin and Fanta
He fed them liquor and beer
Then he fucked all his reindeer
Santa's daughter Jingle Belle
Oh she always means so well
When she found her drunken dad
he said 'I know that you've been bad!'
'When you bring gifts to the boys
You keep playing with their toys
Until you've made them come
But now come and give me some!'
He fondled her supple drumstick
While she suckled on his prick
'Till he blew his load with glee
Decorating the Christmas tree!
They relaxed and had some candy
But soon again she was all randy
With a sigh he drew her near
'It's only Christmas once a year!'
(Melodi: Trad., Tekst: djsturm og Artaxerxes)