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| − | The elves were drinking toddy | + | It was the night after Christmas<br> |
| − | Starin' at Ma Claus' body | + | Having fulfilled all our wishes<br> |
| − | Cause she'd had lots of booze | + | Santa came back to the Pole<br> |
| − | And stripped down to her shoes | + | Now he needed to fill a hole<br> |
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| − | She gave them all a show | + | But while our good Kris Kringle<br> |
| − | That made their juices flow | + | Went round the world with a jingle<br> |
| − | They had pointy ears and cocks | + | His missis and all his elves<br> |
| − | She helped them blow their rocks | + | They'd had some fun themselves<br> |
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| − | Then the elves had fucked her silly | + | The elves were drinking toddy<br> |
| − | 'Till she was all worn and frilly | + | Starin' at Ma Claus' body<br> |
| − | When he came to fill her stocking | + | Cause she'd had lots of booze<br> |
| − | Santa found her gently rocking | + | And stripped down to her shoes<br> |
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| − | So to the stables went poor Santa | + | She gave them all a show<br> |
| − | All drenched in gin and Fanta | + | That made their juices flow<br> |
| − | He fed them liquor and beer | + | They had pointy ears and cocks<br> |
| − | Then he fucked all his reindeer | + | She helped them blow their rocks<br> |
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| − | Santa's daughter Jingle Belle | + | Then the elves had fucked her silly<br> |
| − | Oh she always means so well | + | 'Till she was all worn and frilly<br> |
| − | When she found her drunken dad | + | When he came to fill her stocking<br> |
| − | he said 'I know that you've been bad!' | + | Santa found her gently rocking<br> |
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| − | 'When you bring gifts to boys | + | So to the stables went poor Santa<br> |
| − | You keep playing with their toys | + | All drenched in gin and Fanta<br> |
| − | Until you've made them come | + | He fed them liquor and beer<br> |
| − | But now come and give me some!' | + | Then he fucked all his reindeer<br> |
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| − | He fondled her supple drumstick | + | Santa's daughter Jingle Belle<br> |
| − | While she suckled on his prick | + | Oh she always means so well<br> |
| − | 'Till he blew his load with glee | + | When she found her drunken dad<br> |
| − | Decorating the Christmas tree! | + | he said 'I know that you've been bad!'<br> |
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| − | They relaxed and had some candy | + | 'When you bring gifts to the boys<br> |
| − | But soon again she was all randy | + | You keep playing with their toys<br> |
| − | With a sigh he drew her near | + | Until you've made them come<br> |
| − | 'It's only Christmas once a year!' | + | But now come and give me some!'<br> |
| + | <br> | ||
| + | He fondled her supple drumstick<br> | ||
| + | While she suckled on his prick<br> | ||
| + | 'Till he blew his load with glee<br> | ||
| + | Decorating the Christmas tree!<br> | ||
| + | <br> | ||
| + | They relaxed and had some candy<br> | ||
| + | But soon again she was all randy<br> | ||
| + | With a sigh he drew her near<br> | ||
| + | 'It's only Christmas once a year!'<br> | ||
Revision as of 11:16, 31 December 2010
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It was the night after Christmas
Having fulfilled all our wishes
Santa came back to the Pole
Now he needed to fill a hole
But while our good Kris Kringle
Went round the world with a jingle
His missis and all his elves
They'd had some fun themselves
The elves were drinking toddy
Starin' at Ma Claus' body
Cause she'd had lots of booze
And stripped down to her shoes
She gave them all a show
That made their juices flow
They had pointy ears and cocks
She helped them blow their rocks
Then the elves had fucked her silly
'Till she was all worn and frilly
When he came to fill her stocking
Santa found her gently rocking
So to the stables went poor Santa
All drenched in gin and Fanta
He fed them liquor and beer
Then he fucked all his reindeer
Santa's daughter Jingle Belle
Oh she always means so well
When she found her drunken dad
he said 'I know that you've been bad!'
'When you bring gifts to the boys
You keep playing with their toys
Until you've made them come
But now come and give me some!'
He fondled her supple drumstick
While she suckled on his prick
'Till he blew his load with glee
Decorating the Christmas tree!
They relaxed and had some candy
But soon again she was all randy
With a sigh he drew her near
'It's only Christmas once a year!'