Promiscuous Paddys

by the Hillbilly Facehunters

His name was Paddy
And I loved him madly
He gave me such a 'bout
With his massive Irish Stout

And when my Paddy went
To work and pay the rent
I shuffled over to Andy
And gave him my special handy

When Paddy's rent was paid
and Andy got me laid
I beer began to brew
and cooked some Irish stew

At nine I served the stew
To both Paddy and Andrew
And when the clock striked ten
I served them both again

This particular stew made me mew
To this I'm certainly not new
But then I became much sicker
After a visit from the vicar

Knocked up by the vicar man
I naked through the village ran
Then Andy completely blew my top
He was lickin' Paddys lollipop