The Clogger Song

The protest-song to ban clogging forever and ever.

Lyrics: djsturm Music: Trad.

So the clogg is back with a vicious grin We shall get the ladle and punish the sin Thou shall not clogg is the roaring cry The historical faces refuses to die

So repent to us you clogger beast You wicked witch of the ice cold east Our questions must not be answerless We refuse to buckle under that stress

So now come forward and take your seat The seat where we now will put on the heat The question remains who the picture is of This is the end and this is enough

So tell us the answers to our questions Tell us, are we right in our conceptions For we would really, really like to know Before we fetch the ladle from the snow

You dare to test our patience this time The seekers and searchers loathe this crime We feel marooned and left out of time Now I have even fucked up this rhyme

We shall say this once and never more We shall shout it out in a howling roar On the scene now enters: The Ladlemaster This will end on the brim of disaster

So let us lay out a bit of advice Log on this minute and answer our cries Forgiveness is near, we never hold a grudge But our current demands will never budge