The Clogger Song
The protest-song to ban klogging forever and ever.
Lyrics: djsturm Music: Trad.
So the clogg is back with a vicious grin
We shall get the ladle and punish the sin
Thou shall not clogg is the roaring cry
The historical faces refuses to die
So repent to us you clogger beast
You wicked witch of the ice cold east
Our questions must not be answerless
We refuse to buckle under that stress
So now come forward and take your seat
The seat where we now will put on the heat
The question remains who the picture is of
This is the end and this is enough
So tell us the answers to our questions
Tell us, are we right in our conceptions
For we would really, really like to know
Before we fetch the ladle from the snow
You dare to test our patience this time
The seekers and searchers loathe this crime
We feel marooned and left out of time
Now I have even fucked up this rhyme
We shall say this once and never more
We shall shout it out in a howling roar
On the scene now enters: The Ladlemaster
This will end on the brim of disaster
So let us lay out a bit of advice
Log on this minute and answer our cries
Forgiveness is near, we never hold a grudge
But our current demands will never budge