I Went to Bed with my Sister

by The Hillbilly Headhunters

I came home late one night,
from my weekly fight
When waiting by the gate
was my sister, lookin' great

She was really quite a sight
as she stood there in moonlight
My sister blinked at me
and the rest is history

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I went to bed with my sister,
after I'd kissed her
It was all very wild,
and now she's with child

Hell, I'm not to blame
I can't feel any shame
It's the flowers and the bee
Like Grandpa did to me

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When mum heard, she got mad
"Stop doing like your dad!"
My bed's now just for sleep
But I love to meet the sheep

Bro:

And the ol' man went crazy
There's no pleasing your dad
Put a ring on your finger
With a shotgun to my head

And to earn my forgiveness
Got to pass on their name
Please don't hate me, sweet daughter
My dear Billy Jim Joe Jane

Ref.

But then I found dear mother
'playing' with my little brother
So I brought sweet sister Emily...
now we're such a happy family!

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(Melodi: Trad., Tekst: Boccherini, 1769, mito, Artaxerxes, ziogan og Coach.)